I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I could fuck to npr.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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