He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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