just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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