R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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