I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
