WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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