i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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