Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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