So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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