Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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