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(540): View more from Virginia

My Higher Power is John Stamos

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(706): View more from Georgia

TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

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(937): View more from Ohio

We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture

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(516): View more from New York

Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.

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(586): View more from Michigan

All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday

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