How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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