He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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