Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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