I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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