so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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