I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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