the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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