hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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