Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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