Can i not drive my cunt home
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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