Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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