did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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