yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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