it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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