Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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