Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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