Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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