Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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