if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
