Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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