I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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