If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The uberlube is also flammable
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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