he shaved USA in his pubs
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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