I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
