wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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