the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Alive.
So much puke
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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