Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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