i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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