Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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