Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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