sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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