I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
