I bet he comes in French.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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