At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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