i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
