Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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