Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Bring me that man meat
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