I just threw up on my dentist
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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