You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
tell me about the eggs
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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