I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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